Nobody respects granny cop

COPS S04E10

- I’m having a female officer come and search you …

- I’m a male. I’ve got titties and stuff, but I’ve also got a cock

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- How long have you been dressing like this, sir?

- Since I was nine.

- Does your with know about it?

- She encourages it.

- Why don’t you do me a favor, sir?

- What is it?

- You have a good day all right?

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Why do you want to bite me?

Because imma vam-pi-re! A very polite vampire!

COPS Especial Edition - Too hot for Fox

- See, you get all excited your teeth are falling out of your mouth!

- They still in mah mouth!

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Could I finish?

I’m better than Rambo!

Underwear avenger

Busted trying to fuck a police whore decoy.

- Police!

- Oh noooooeeess!

- Pretty happy, han?

- Oh noooeees, that’s so embarrassing.

- It’s embarrassing to get AIDS too, pal!

An alaskan suspect who hates the camera (nice hairdo)